[socialcarpet]

Listen up Microsoft!!!

I still have a collection of Beach Boys 45's that I want to play on my phone. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITHOUT A RECORD PLAYER ON THE PHONE!!!!

Also I have a 20 MB data plan on LTE, so if I check 3 emails, I am over my data limit.

WHY DOESN'T THE LUMIA HAVE A DIAL UP MODEM SO I CAN USE AOL???!?!?!

You need to listen to your customers! If I want these features, then you can be sure that millions of other people do too.

Also, if you could build in a bottle opener and a tongue scraper to the next Lumia, that would be great.

IF YOU DONT GIVE ME A RECORD PLAYER AND A 56k MODEM I WILL GO BUY AN ANDROID OR IPHONE AND YOU WILL LOSE A CUSTOMER!!!!!!!

[philpeeps]

Can we get a petition up in this *****?

[BeaverJuicer]

WHY DOESN'T THE LUMIA HAVE A DIAL UP MODEM SO I CAN USE AOL???!?!?!

Funny thing... AOL dial-up users account for 70% of profit, posts first gains in 8 years - TechSpot

[tekhna]

I want MS Bob on my phone. Potentially the best thing Microsoft has ever made.
And given the resurgence of records, Windows Phones might actually sell if they had a record player. Also, I would rock the sh*t out of that bottle opener.

[BeaverJuicer]

What I would really like, is a bag with a shoulder strap, and a corded headset to use with this phone, a la 80s bag cellphones.

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[pedenske]

Where is clippy!!!!

[socialcarpet]

What I would really like, is a bag with a shoulder strap, and a corded headset to use with this phone, a la 80s bag cellphones.

BagPhone.jpg

YES... Nokia needs to bring back the Mobira CityMan. LOL

[BeaverJuicer]

BagPhone.jpgNuff said.

[jdhooghe]

funny thing... aol dial-up users account for 70% of profit, posts first gains in 8 years - techspot

what?!

[Laura Knotek]

BagPhone.jpgNuff said.

I love your avatar!

[socialcarpet]

BagPhone.jpgNuff said.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it.,

[JerseySal]

As long as I have access to my favorite Geocities page, I'm happy. Windows Phone Central | News, Forums, Reviews, Help for Windows Phone

[martinmc78]

Instant Polaroid photos please too so i can take pictures of my food and my feet pass them around to everybody.

[ballanda]

Thank you for posting this. We're really running out of stuff to moan about.

[BeaverJuicer]

Is there a way to get the phone to make me pancakes in the morning? I hear Apple may be coming out with an App for this, but won't be offering bacon. I want bacon.

[philpeeps]

Is there a way to get the phone to make me pancakes in the morning? I hear Apple may be coming out with an App for this, but won't be offering bacon. I want bacon.

Bacon can be cooked on the back of a Lumia 920 following a 30 minute session playing Where's My Water. If you have another Lumia 920, it can handle silver dollar pancakes.

[stmav]

I was really upset when I found out baconit had nothing to do with bacon.

[BeaverJuicer]

I was really upset when I found out baconit had nothing to do with bacon.

Pork farmers should all band together and sue for trademark infringement.

[rockstarzzz]

Carpet it's the posts like yours that take their fun away like this.

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[Panda858]

Anybody have pics to trade? I have Asian chicks, pm me

[Ed Boland]

I always thought it'd be cool if my phone was also an electric razor...

[Testement#WN]

Anybody have pics to trade? I have Asian chicks, pm me

What the juice???

[WindowsPhone8User]

I have always wanted some of these competition-killing features on my WP. Imagine the market share we would get from a $5 Windows BrickPhone! No more budget phone issues anymore. Even a dedicated bacon locator app free in the Nokia collection? Screw instagram, I want instantgram - you click print on a pic you take and it slides out of the bottom of the phone?

[BeaverJuicer]

Screw instagram, I want instantgram - you click print on a pic you take and it slides out of the bottom of the phone?

I thought you were asking for it to fill your "medical" marijuana prescription... Which would definitely be a selling point with college students!