[lovenokia]

I have decided I will have the heaviest nokia lumia 920, and will get a case, and style it with lead tape, then spraypaint it yellow(the color for my phone) so that it will break everyone's arm when they try to hold it. lol

[Winning Guy]

I was thinking about getting this case.



I like how there's an area for the camera.

I'm not sure how this would feel in my pocket though.

[VagrantWade]

HOW WILL HE PUT IT IN HIS POCKETS?!?!

[lovenokia]

I dont think it will fit, I mean the phone will rip through his jeans because of the sheer weight.

[theefman]

And make sure its an Adamantium laced case as well to make it truly unbreakable, think the one with a healing factor costs extra though. :D

[Winterfang]

I was thinking about getting this case.

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I'm dying XD.

[fwaits]

And make sure its an Adamantium laced case as well to make it truly unbreakable, think the one with a healing factor costs extra though. :D

If the yellow one had adamantium claws that slid out at the press of a button I would own that yesterday...

[Winning Guy]

Chuck Norris punched a Lumia 920 in a case.

It tore the very fabric of space-time.

That was a billion years ago. I fear history is about to repeat itself.

[sublimegolf]

If you have weak arms and/or tight pants...this phone isn't for you ;D

[keizka]

Chuck Norris punched a Lumia 920 in a case.

It tore the very fabric of space-time.

That was a billion years ago. I fear history is about to repeat itself.

Aaahh, now I get it! So that's what those Mayans were all about with their calendar. The fated meeting of cased 920 and Chuck Norris.

[iphonemilk]

I have decided I will have the heaviest nokia lumia 920, and will get a case, and style it with lead tape, then spraypaint it yellow(the color for my phone) so that it will break everyone's arm when they try to hold it. lol

Bro, do you even lift bro?

[Xsever]

I've had the Lumia 920 for a week now here in Canada and all I can assure you guys is that you'll only think about the weight for a minute tops!

I bought a hoist, a trolley, and straps just to be safe as I "LUG" it around! :D

Enjoy your 920s on Friday boys! You won't be disappointed at all!

[VagrantWade]

I've had the Lumia 920 for a week now here in Canada and all I can assure you guys is that you'll only think about the weight for a minute tops!

I bought a hoist, a trolley, and straps just to be safe as I "LUG" it around! :D

Enjoy your 920s on Friday boys! You won't be disappointed at all!

I want to be Lumia 920 buddies.

[lovenokia]

You are not getting the joke...

[VagrantWade]

You are not getting the joke...

I don't think you're getting OUR jokes.

[lovenokia]

This was meant to be response to iPhonemilk

[Landsharkk]

Someone should invent a Lumia 920 body harness (to make it viable to carry the phone around) and offer a free one to each one of the reviewers claiming the Lumia 920 is not a worthy phone because of its' weight.

[VagrantWade]

Someone should invent a Lumia 920 body harness (to make it viable to carry the phone around) and offer a free one to each one of the reviewers claiming the Lumia 920 is not a worthy phone because of its' weight.

I already bought one for mine;

[lovenokia]

I already bought one for mine;

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lmao!!

[Xsever]

BREAKING NEWS: A new element called Lumia 920 (SYMB: LU920) has just been added to the Periodic Table of the Elements.

The new element takes home the densest element record after that record was held by Osmium at 22.59 g/cm3.

Nokia Press Conference Shortly! :D

[Squachy]

HOW WILL HE PUT IT IN HIS POCKETS?!?!

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Its called a Backpack.

[fwaits]

Nokia has broken all kinds of physics with this phone. I mean an object this heavy and dense surely is powerful enough to absorb even light itself yet the body colors and beautiful screen say otherwise.

[VagrantWade]

Interesting fact. The Lumia 920 is the only known to man object that is capable of escaping a black hole.

[keizka]

Escape black hole? You got it all wrong... it devours the black hole through its own weight. It's akin to a dessert for 920.

[fulnix]

finally an Anti-Hipster Phone.....love that this phone is everything the Iphone is not Hahahahahaha